CONSPIRACY AGAINST WOMEN

Every road looks like every other road to me; I can’t follow directions…most women can’t. Its not that we are dumb…why do all roads have to look the same? Why can’t we have pink roads, and purple roads, and sky blue roads…easy to follow and remember.Duh.
It’s another conspiracy against women. They make all roads look the same boring grey just so that we get lost…and they can feel smarter and more competent. Petty petty men!

Clarification for a misconception: Innocence is not synonymous with stupidity.

I wish life was an Indian movie...I somehow grew up imagining it was.
The 'andekha anjaana' never showed up though.

Dear andekhe anjaane! wherever u r, I want you to find me asap.
And you'd better look like John Abraham. And be smarter than my AH...
Huh.

new paper, clean palette

I like women! Check out the expression on a man’s face when he hears that.
He pretends to be temporarily deaf...then he’s frightened! Haha.